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Yeah, so I’ve been working in Shoreditch for a while now and I don’t fit in. So what if I work in east London and ride a fixed seat bike because it was cheap — it doesn’t mean I have to be a cunt like the rest of ’em.

I see and hear so many things in this part of the city (things like, “did you hear that Dupree is trying to get addicted to ket just for the time off work in rehab?”) that I decided it’s time to start documenting it with words and pictures.

I also Twit about this shit @botanicbrew

And like I said, even though I do drive a sort of hipster bike, in the last few weeks I have been mostly destroying other peoples’. Enjoy.

Yeah, did this one right good and proper! The lamp post can’t save you now!

One of the most pretentious of my recent victims, quite proud of the photography on this one.

Good luck riding to the British Library whilst drinking your skinny caramel macchiato on this dickhead!

This was a child’s bike…felt a bit bad about this one.

I couldn’t decide — so I smashed ’em all up!

Ok, this guy isn’t a hipster but it was well funny.